moraniarty:

captainneonglasses:

hurryupmerlin:

jimsnolongeralive:

“Oh look, a sweet wrapper.” 
“Let me just check to see whether they were poisoned or not.” 
*Sniffs it* 
“I can’t smell anything… I’ll taste it to see instea-“ 
“OH FUCK, yeah, ok, they were poisoned.” 

Seriously though, if it’s one thing the Doctor and Sherlock have taught me, it’s that if I want to check whether something is lethal or not, I must taste it to find out.

Am I the only one who’s staring at his lips or

that’s what I do with nail polish though, to see if its dry or not you have to lick it.

oh my god same here and then sometimes it’s not dry and you get nail varnish on your tongue and you think you’re going to die